Facebook and Smiley Faces.

The most amazing thing happened to me on facebook on Monday, I got defriended and blocked by a guy Ive known since my teens. He is the son of a popular pastor and his aunt was my "godmother" when I was really young and on the right path, gosh what bloody happened? Any who, he annoys me. He says some pretty stupid shit on his facebook status, so annoying that for the past year I've had him hidden so I don't see any of his updates. I have asked other people's opinions about him and we all agree; he is a pretenious little bastard who thinks he is on the level of Einstein and has the understanding of Sigmund Freud.

So I decided, against my better judgement to go to his page because I was chatting to his best friend and his name popped up in the conversation( we went to church camp together, yes, me, church camp. Honestly, I was there for the boys.) He asked on his status what people thought about him and how would you describe him in one word. The following were his comments; God fearing, Wise, Knowledgeable, since everyone was being so honest, i wrote pretentious with a big fat :D. I thought smiley faces make things like calling someone pretentious okay. Not with this little piggy, he answered with a " hmmmmm, you think so cho cho?" , 5 mins later he comments again with " I am realer than your weave, lol!" ( Note: realer is not a word, quit making shit up, you are not the Oxford Dictionary Society). So he left his page, went to mine, looked through my pictures and decided to attack my weave. Dude, my weave is yaki! That ish is on some ninja levels. At this point I responded with "negro pls, this is all mine! :)" , again with the smiley face. He later on defriended and blocked my facebook arse.


Let me just apologise to him, just incase he reads this, dear *********  I am so sorry that my opinion of you was not to your liking. But you are a pretenious little bitch, other people on your facebook page may think that you are the cock's bollocks but that is because they are in Africa and do not have the power of Google. Well, they do, but it is a really, really, really, really slow connection and most of it is on their cellphones.I honestly thought that you would take my comment with a pinch of salt, hence the smiley faces. I did not know that it would offend you to the point of my deletion from your online social circle.